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Advertising a Sewing Machine
Truth in advertising?
Visits: 19090
Advertising Gone Wrong
Advertisers should hire a translator!
Visits: 13014
Amusing Advertisements
Confusing, amusing classifieds!
Visits: 16143
B.O.O.K.
Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge
Visits: 9714
Bartisms
Bart Simpson's chalkboard writings.
Visits: 13226
BuzzWord Generator
Every administrator needs this!
Visits: 9072
Calvin & Hobbes
On language...
Visits: 12438
Church Bulletin Bloopers
These bloopers supposedly come from church bulletins.
Visits: 6951
College Admission Essay
There's something to be said for honesty....
Visits: 8728
Court Transcripts
Are you dead, now? Huh?!
Visits: 7765
Double Positives
Don't not read this one!
Visits: 10560
Elementary Teacher
Are you a true teacher? Test yourself!
Visits: 12320
English Bloopers
These bloopers come from 'Anguished English' by Richard Lederer.
Visits: 10263
English Rules
A tongue-in-cheek list of rules for writers to write good!
Visits: 12739
Excuses from Parents
If the parents wrote these, there's no hope!
Visits: 11926
Faulty Translations
Never trust a translating device!
Visits: 9859
First Lines...
Worst sentences to start a book with!
Visits: 9157
Funny Headlines
Actual newspaper headlines!
Visits: 10669
Hick Phonics
Can you speak like a hick?
Visits: 8749
History of the U.S.
In 100 words or less. A very clever essay!
Visits: 8395
How to Sing the Blues
A step-by-step guide for singing the blues.
Visits: 7122
Insurance Reports
A pedestrian hit me...
Visits: 5944
Interesting Anagrams
Hmm...did someone plan these?
Visits: 8893
Laws of Teaching
It never fails...
Visits: 9079
Manual for Teacher's Assistants
Throw away the manual they gave you - here's the correct one!
Visits: 7972
Mayhem in the Classroom
An excellent satirical essay on spelling reform.
Visits: 7710
Merging...
Funny names created by ridiculous mergers.
Visits: 6748
Mistaken Signs
These were all found on signs.
Visits: 9454
Mongooses? Mongeese?
Plurals are crazy!
Visits: 7267
On Books...
Humorous book titles and authors.
Visits: 6354
Oxymorons
Tons of oxymorons in English.
Visits: 9045
P.C. High School
Not high school, university for the young...
Visits: 6248
Quips & Quotes
Lots of quips on different topics.
Visits: 7298
Quips From Carlin
Carlin is too funny!
Visits: 6007
Research Papers
A translation guide for research papers.
Visits: 6028
Shakespeare's Insult Kit
Put a few of these phrases together for an excellent insult.
Visits: 7997
Sniglets
You won't find these words in a dictionary!
Visits: 9515
Ten Reasons to Teach
Teaching is such a noble profession...
Visits: 9180
The End
How will newspapers report the end of the world?
Visits: 7069
Warnings
Are these for real?! It's doubtful...
Visits: 9091
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Some very philosophical answers to an age-old question...
Visits: 9160
World History According to Student Bloopers
This one is funny!
Visits: 9088
World's Shortest Books
Funny reading!
Visits: 12451


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