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Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins.
  • Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

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  • Thursday night - Potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

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  • Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

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  • For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

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  • The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

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  • This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

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  • Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

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  • Wednesday the ladies liturgy will meet. Mrs. Johnson will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed," accompanied by the pastor.

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  • Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mother's Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

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  • This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

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  • The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

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  • Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.

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  • The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

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  • A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

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  • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

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  • Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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  • The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

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  • The Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.

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  • Evening massage - 6 p.m.

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  • The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

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  • The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession. 
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