| Anyone who is familiar with
the academic, business or government worlds knows that there seems to be
a rule that says "When choosing between a simple and a more abstract
term, always pick the more confusing one".
In the past, this has been
a great setback for clear-headed writers and speakers. But now modern technology
has now found a solution - the Systematic Buzz Phrase Synthesizer.
The synthesizer is simple to
use. Whenever you want to say nothing in an authoritative way, simply pick
any three-digit number, and then get the matching word from each column.
For example, 424 produces "functional monitored programming," which should
impress anyone untrained in detecting high-level abstractions.
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COLUMN 1
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COLUMN 2
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COLUMN 3
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| 0 Integrated |
0 Management |
0 Options |
| 1 Total |
1 Organisational |
1 Flexibility |
| 2 Systematised |
2 Monitored |
2 Capability |
| 3 Parallel |
3 Reciprocal |
3 Mobility |
| 4 Functional |
4 Digital |
4 Programming |
| 5 Responsive |
5 Logistical |
5 Concept |
| 6 Optional |
6 Transitional |
6 Time-phase |
| 7 Synchronised |
7 Incremental |
7 Projection |
| 8 Compatible |
8 Fourth-generation |
8 Hardware |
| 9 Balanced |
9 Policy |
9 Contingency |
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