I take it
you already know
Of tough and bough
and cough and dough?
Others may stumble,
but not you
On hiccough, thorough,
slough, and through?
Well done! And now
you wish, perhaps,
To learn of less familiar
traps?
Beware of heard, a
dreadful word
That looks like beard
and sounds like bird,
And dead: it's said
like bed, not bead--
For goodness' sake,
don't call it deed!
Watch out for meat
and great and threat,
(They rhyme with suite
and straight and debt.)
A moth is not a moth
in mother
Nor both in bother,
broth in brother,
And here is not a
match for there,
And dear and fear
for bear and pear,
And then there's dose
and rose and lose--
Just look them up--and
goose and choose,
And cork and work
and card and ward,
And font and front
and word and sword,
And do and go, and
thwart and cart--
Come, come I've hardly
made a start!
A dreadful language?
Why man alive!
I'd learned to talk
it when I was five,
And yet to write it,
the more I tried,
I hadn't learned at
fifty-five!
Author Unknown