Actual Excuse Notes from
Parents
The following is a collection of actual excuse
notes from parents, including the spelling, from the Office of Educational
Assessment at the University of Washington. |
| Maryann was absent December 11-16, because
she had a fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was
also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and
ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There
must be something going around, her father even got hot last night. |
| Please excuse Burma, she has been sick and
under the doctor. |
| Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having
a gangover. |
| Please excuse Mary for being absent yesterday.
She was in bed with gramps. |
| Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday.
He had a cold and could not breed well. |
| My daughter was absent yesterday because
she was tired. She spent a weekend with the Marines. |
| Sally won't be in school a week from Friday.
We have to attend her funeral. |
| Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few
days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip. |
| Please excuse Jennifer for missing school
yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we
found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday. |
| Please excuse Jimmy for being. It was his
father's fault. |
| My son is under a doctor's care and should
not take P.E. today. Please execute him. |
| Irving was absent yesterday because he missed
his bust. |
| Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday.
He had diarrhea and his boots leak. |
| Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He
has very loose vowels. |
| Chris will not be in school cus he has an
acre in his side. |
| Megan could not come to school today because
she has been bothered by very close veins. |
| Carlos was absent yesterday because he was
playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. |
| John has been absent because he had two
teeth taken off of his face. |
| Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She
was sick and I had her shot. |
| Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She
is administrating. |
| Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent
on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. |
