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| For sale: Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. |
| 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 weeks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess. |
| For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. |
| Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. |
| For Sale: Three canaries of undermined sex. |
| For Sale: Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy. |
| Great Dames for sale. |
| Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition. |
| Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. |
| For Rent: 6-room hated apartment. |
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| Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. |
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| Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory. |
| Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night. |
| Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. |
| Wanted: chambermaid in rectory. Love in, $200 a month. References required. |
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| 3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. |
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| We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00. |
| Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play. |
| Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. |
| A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. |
| Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. |
| We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. |
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| Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours. |
| Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. |
| Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else. |
| Stock up and save. Limit: one. |
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| Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first! |
| Our experienced Mom will take care of your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. |
| Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person. |
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| Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in. |
| If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Pere Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Jean de la Fontain, and Chopin. |
| The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities. |
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