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a woman actress affliction alimony alive angry animal trainer animals argued	a person of gender actor condition back salary temporarily metabolically abled passionate interspecies communicator non-human beings shared feelings
bad bald bald barmaid beautiful belief blind blow one's nose body odor book boring broken home bum	different comb-free hair disadvantaged bar attendant different tentative inclination visually challenged deal with one's handkerchief nondiscretionary fragrance processed tree carcass charm-free dysfunctional family displaced homeowner
cattle ranch certain certainly certainty chairman cigarette smoking clever closed clumsy complain convict corpse crazy	cattle concentration Camp reasonably sure probably reasonable likelihood chairperson assault with a deadly weapon different somewhat unopen uniquely coordinated share socially seperated nonliving person emotionally different
dead people dead deaf deaf deformed delicatessen devil dirty disability disabled disease dish washer dishonest disorganised dog domination doorman drooling drunk idiot drug addict drunk dumb	dysfunctional earth children metabolically different aurally inconvenienced visually oriented special corpse farm God's mischevious offspring consciousness expanding special challenge differently abled condition utensil sanitizer ethically disoriented non-traditionally ordered canine companion oppression access controller person on floor chemically challenged spatially perplexed neuronically challenged
economically exploited elderly evil	differently advantaged longer living potentially good
false teeth false fat feminism fireman freak fur	alternative dentation not entirely correct stout equitism firefighter gift from God dead animal skins
gang genius ghetto girl friday girl watching girl gorgeous graffiti	youth group mentally different pre-integrated pre-nirvana assistant street harassment female person different street art
hair stylist hate he or she or it hearing person history homeless honey housewife humans hunter hurricane	hair stylist dislike h'orsh'it aurally abled his'n'herstory involuntarily undomiciled stolen nonhuman animal sweetener domestic engineer human animals bambi butcher himmicane
I ignorance ignorant illiterate illogical immature impaired incompetent inferior inmate insane people insolvent intellect	my humble self alternative wisdom differently wise alternatively schooled differently logical childlike challenged of different interests different guest selectively perceptive illiquid intuition
janitor judge junkie	environmental hygienist consider substance abuse survivor
kid kinsmen	young person kin
lazy learning disability leather liar lie literary criticism logger lost lover lower classes lumberjack	of different interests self-paced cognitive ability dead animal skins a person creative with the facts constructive version of the facts lit crit treeslayer temporarily misoriented spouse equivalent downtrodden tree butcher
maid maiden name mail man mainstream malady man of letters man-made mankind mankind manpower meat meter maid middleman midget, dwarf minority group mistake mistaken mute	house helper family birth name mail person dominant culture condition literary person artificial earth children humankind human resources flesh parking enforcement aduciator intermediary vertically challenged numerically challenged group learning experience differently opinioned orally challenged
newpaper	processed tree carcass
office boy old joke old person old	office assistant previously recounted humorous narrative gerontologically advanced experientially enhanced
paper pathetic hospital patient pet rock pet philistine policeman politically correct poor postman pregnant prisoner problem psychopath psychotic	processed tree skeleton unique guest mineral companion animal companion disadvantaged person law enforcement officer culturally sensitive economically unprepared postperson parasitically oppressed guest of the correctional system task socially misaligned person socially misaligned
race remedial right-hand man	ethnicity additional preparation chief assistant
sex change sh*t shoplifter short sighted person sloppy slum snowman spendthrift steak stewardess stoned straw man stupid	gender reassignment fertilizer non-traditional shopper vertically challenged visually abled non-traditionally ordered economic opression zone (EOZ) snowperson negative saver scorched animal corpse flight attendant chemically inconvenienced straw person neuronically challenged
table tall taxi driver trees tribe	tree skeleton vertically enhanced public passenger vehicle driver oxygen exchange units people
ugly underling unemployed used books useless	cosmetically different downtrodden indefinitely idle recycled books unique
victim violent	survivor passionate
want war wild wino wool workman worse worst wrong	prefer on the whole mutually empowering shared experience free-roaming substance abuse survivor stolen nonhuman animal fibres worker somewhat less desirable least best differently logical
young girl	prewoman
zoo	animalcatraz