| Sniglet: |
Daffy Definitions: |
| A |
|
| Aeroma: |
Odor emanating from an exercise room after
aerobics class. |
| Airloin: |
Unidentified airline entree served in-flight. |
| Airpunt: |
Any series of kicks that advances baggage
thru the airport. |
| Alfafabet: |
Backward letters used only on kid's clubhouse
doors. |
| Alponium: |
Blast of odor when opening a can of dog
food. |
| Anaception: |
The body's ability to affect TV reception
by moving. |
| Anagatha: |
Any mysterious item that appears on your
desk. |
| Anananany: |
The inability to stop spelling 'banana'
once you've started. |
| Aquacoustics: |
Sound waves in bathrooms that enable anyone
to sing on key. |
| Aquait: |
The time allowed at the water fountain for
the water to cool. |
| Aquello: |
The brilliant yellow color identifying waterproof
materials. |
| Audiosis: |
The hearing of a sound after it quits. |
| Auldlanxiety: |
Experience of waking up New Year's Day with
amnesia. |
| B |
|
| Bandile: |
The thin red strip one pulls to release
a bandage. |
| Bar-B-Coup: |
When a relative commandeers the outdoor
grill. |
| Barcathrottle: |
The wooden lever/gear shift on the side
of a recliner. |
| Barcissist: |
The person in every bar staring at himself
in the mirror. |
| Boardwinds: |
Mysterious force in Monopoly that sucks
up currency. |
| Bogustie: |
Clip-on bow ties that look real but aren't. |
| Boopchatter: |
The beeps at the beginning/end of pre-recorded
tapes. |
| Boothgap: |
Space between a stationary seat and the
next table. |
| Bubblic: |
Addicted to the systematic popping of bubble
packing. |
| Bugpedal: |
To accelerate/decelerate rapidly to remove
a clinging bug. |
| Bursploot: |
Using one's thumb at the end of the hose
to boost pressure. |
| Busblender: |
The device at the front of the bus that
swirls/swallows coins. |
| Buyzantine: |
A building style designed so visitors exit
the gift shop. |
| C |
|
| Caffidget: |
To break up an emptied Styrofoam cup into
100's of pieces. |
| Carpillary Action: |
Enables water to move up a windshield. |
| Cellostatic: |
Property of cracker wrappers that causes
them to stick. |
| Centstress: |
Anxiety felt when asked, "Do you have a
penny?" |
| Cherk: |
Person who writes a check for the items
in the grocery store. |
| Chiplinger: |
Debris left in the dip during a large party. |
| Chocography: |
Information describing the candy arrangement
in box. |
| Chronesia: |
The tendency to not know the time when asked,
after checking. |
| Cigadent: |
Any accident involving a cigarette. |
| Cinemuck: |
The popcorn/soda/candy melted all over the
theater floor. |
| Cineslouch: |
The position one adopts during a shock/horror
scene. |
| Clogbytes: |
The holed edges of computer paper that jam
up when printing. |
| Coat-tail Crusin: |
Voyage a piece of clothing takes hanging
out a car door |
| Coinophony: |
Annoying pocket concerts conducted by people
jiggling keys, etc. |
| Combiloops: |
The 2-3 unsuccessful attempts at opening
a combination lock. |
| Conspicuslat: |
A maligned strip in a venetian blind. |
| Cyranno Blues: |
Brief depression after finding late mail
hasn't arrived. |
| F |
|
| Flanacles: |
The chains attached to bank pens to prevent
theft. |
| Flannister: |
The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack together. |
| Flotion: |
The tendency to undulate in a waterbed everytime
someone moves. |
| Fotoflagellation: |
The act of waving a Polaroid so it develops
faster. |
| Freeze burn: |
Fascinating effect on a screen when a movie
jams & melts. |
| Frigidalien: |
Any nonfood item (film, batteries) kept
in the refrigerator. |
| F-Shock: |
Discovering, after having a flash photo,
that you are albino. |
| Furtail Dash: |
Phenomenom of noticing something scurry,
looking but it's gone. |
| I |
|
| Idiolocation: |
"You are here->" on any map. |
| Idiot Box: |
The part of the envelope that tells where
the stamp goes. |
| Infachilles: |
Having one's heel rammed from behind by
a baby stroller. |
| Infrasurvey: |
The test to see how far back the TV remote
will work. |
| Inknition: |
The metal clicker at the top of ball point
pens. |
| Intronesia: |
Embarrasing act of forgetting a name as
you're introducing people. |
| Invisivoidance: |
The ability to disappear to avoid saying
Hi to people. |
| Ironic Setting: |
Why would "permanent press" need to be ironed? |
| M |
|
| Magnocartic: |
Any car that attracts shopping carts in
a parking lot. |
| Mallwaltzist: |
Person hired to demonstrate pianos and organs
in malls. |
| Maltigo: |
Mall confusion about which direction one
entered from. |
| Margrane: |
Blinding pain from drinking Margarita slush
too quickly. |
| Marmal: |
The bits of orange peel suspended in mamalade. |
| Memoglyphics: |
Any grocery list that cannot be read once
at the store. |
| Mimoids: |
People addicted to the smell of newly mimeographed
papers. |
| Minisculini: |
Tiny portions served in fancy restaurants. |
| Mirrorcide: |
Leading cause of death among finches and
parakeets. |
| Mowmuffins: |
Dried accumulation of grass on the underside
of mowers. |
| Mummelot: |
Bottomless repository where theatre tickets
are dropped. |
| N |
|
| Napjerk: |
The sudden body convulsions as one is about
to doze off. |
| Navaglancing: |
Trying to find a good radio station while
driving. |
| NBAcious: |
Last ditch effort of a player as the buzzer
goes off. |
| Neglintics: |
The study of why contrasting lint attaches
itself to clothes. |
| Newspamper: |
The plastic bag the paper comes in on rainy/snowy
days. |
| Noggenavigation: |
The ability of parents to guide kids by
the tops of heads. |
| Nostridamus: |
Nose itch when your hands are unable to
scratch it. |
| Nougalicity: |
Degree to which a Snickers will stretch
before breaking |
| Nutrasecond: |
The few seconds of pleasure before the aftertaste
sets in. |
| Nuttonbutton: |
The device at intersections marked "push
to cross". |
| P |
|
| Parsleycution: |
Destroying the garnish on your plate, so
no recycling. |
| Pastaplegic: |
Person who can't move after eating too much
spaghetti. |
| Pedaeration: |
Perfect body heat achieved by one foot out
from under covers. |
| Peepola: |
The gap in dressing room curtains that never
be closed. |
| Peppier: |
The waiter at fancy restaurant who only
grinds pepper. |
| Pepsunami: |
The tidal wave of carbonation that cascades
over the edge. |
| Piano Mouth: |
Particular condition after one has eaten
chocolate cake. |
| Pielibrium: |
Point at which the crust outweighs the filling,
tipping over. |
| Pockalanche: |
Perpetual action where items fall out of
a shirt pocket. |
| Poptroopers: |
Kernels that leap over the side of the container. |
| Postentive: |
Starting a long overdue letter and never
finishing it. |
| Projectee: |
A person who is in front of the screen as
the movie starts. |
| Purcilious: |
The manner in which a man holds his wife's
purse in public. |
| Puttsway: |
Leaning/teetering movements performed by
golfers. |
| S |
|
| Salivosavers: |
People who tuck envelopes in instead of
licking them. |
| Scrabitch: |
Unscratchable itch in the center of your
back. |
| Scribline: |
The signature box on the back of credit
cards. |
| Second Oilpinion: |
Rechecking the dipstick, not trusting the
first measure. |
| Sellebrities: |
Stars who triple their income by endorsing
stuff. |
| Shampiquefy: |
Diluting the shampoo so that you don't have
to buy more, yet. |
| Sloopage: |
Tendency of hot dogs/hamburgers to slip
from their covers. |
| Slurm: |
The slime that accumulates in the bottom
of the soap dish. |
| Snacktivity: |
Any amusing table pasttime. (eating the
crust first, etc.) |
| Snactionals: |
The guiltless crumbs/pieces at the bottom
of the cookies. |
| Software Aria: |
The computer's boot-up noises. |
| Songlonger: |
A person who always sings "...And many moooore"
at the end. |
| Spirtle: |
The fine stream from a grapefruit that always
zaps your eyes. |
| Squatic Diversion: |
Anything a dog owner does/views while the
dog squats. |
| Stroodle: |
The annoying strand of cheese stretching
from a slice of pizza. |
| Superflograph: |
The last useless photo taken just to finish
the roll. |
| Survoids: |
Irrational mall walking to avoid someone
with a clipboard. |
| Sushpect: |
Anyone who makes a noise (not verbal) to
tell you to be quiet. |
| T |
|
| Tatercrater: |
Hole dug in mashed potatoes to keep the
gravy in. |
| Televators: |
The rolling line on a TV when the Horizontal
hold is out |
| Teloustic: |
Tendency for people to shout when calling
long distance. |
| Threadbearer: |
The kid in 3rd grade who can thread the
film projector. |
| Threek: |
A fork with three tines. |
| Thrickle: |
Itch in the back of the throat scratched
by making noises. |
| Thriftshock: |
Spotting previously owned items at a Salvation
Army. |
| Todlitter: |
Food debris under high chair after an attempted
feeding. |
| Tunar: |
Sonar-like device in cat food that causes
cats to appear. |
| Turnitoffita: |
The noise a film makes to tell you its over. |
