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When the end of the world arrives,
How will the media report it?

USA Today:
      WE'RE DEAD

The Wall Street Journal:
      DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS

National Enquirer:
      O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN

Playboy:
      GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft Systems Journal:
      APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE

Victoria's Secret Catalog:
      OUR FINAL SALE

Sports Illustrated:
      GAME OVER

Wired:
      THE LAST NEW THING

Rolling Stone:
      THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR

Readers Digest:
      'BYE

Discover Magazine:
      HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
      AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?

TV Guide:
      DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!

Lady's Home Journal:
      LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW
      "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!

America Online:
      SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.

Inc. magazine:
      TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE

Microsoft's Web Site:
      IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE,
      DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.

Sun:
      ARMAGEDDON TOLERANT SOFTWARE NOW AVAILABLE!