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Advertising a Sewing Machine
Truth in advertising?
Advertising Gone Wrong
Advertisers should hire a translator!
Confusing, amusing classifieds!
Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge
Bart Simpson's chalkboard writings.
Every administrator needs this!
Calvin & Hobbes
Church Bulletin Bloopers
These bloopers supposedly come from church bulletins.
College Admission Essay
There's something to be said for honesty....
Are you dead, now?
Don't not read this one!
Are you a true teacher? Test yourself!
These bloopers come from 'Anguished English' by Richard Lederer.
A tongue-in-cheek list of rules for writers to write good!
Excuses from Parents
If the parents wrote these, there's no hope!
Never trust a translating device!
Worst sentences to start a book with!
Actual newspaper headlines!
Can you speak like a hick?
History of the U.S.
In 100 words or less. A very clever essay!
How to Sing the Blues
A step-by-step guide for singing the blues.
A pedestrian hit me...
Hmm...did someone plan these?
Laws of Teaching
It never fails...
Manual for Teacher's Assistants
Throw away the manual they gave you - here's the correct one!
Mayhem in the Classroom
An excellent satirical essay on spelling reform.
Funny names created by ridiculous mergers.
These were all found on signs.
Plurals are crazy!
Humorous book titles and authors.
Tons of oxymorons in English.
P.C. High School
Not high school, university for the young...
Quips & Quotes
Lots of quips on different topics.
Quips From Carlin
Carlin is too funny!
A translation guide for research papers.
Shakespeare's Insult Kit
Put a few of these phrases together for an excellent insult.
You won't find these words in a dictionary!
Ten Reasons to Teach
Teaching is such a noble profession...
How will newspapers report the end of the world?
Are these for real?! It's doubtful...
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Some very philosophical answers to an age-old question...
World History According to Student Bloopers
This one is funny!
World's Shortest Books
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